So, your friends and ours, the American Taliban, most recently have “reared their heads” as the sponsors of Proposition 8 in California. Prop 8 would ban California’s newly-won marriage rights for same-sex partners. The proposition’s sponsors have launched a tremendous campaign of lies about same-sex marriage. They run their TV ads constantly, trying to instill fear that Teh Gayz are coming to steal your children and bomb your churches. Or some shit like that. They’ve got 10 million dollars more than the No on 8 campaign, and they’re playing really dirty.

FOR CALIFORNIA VOTERS:
If you live in California, one of the best things you can do to stop this madness is to get involved with your nearest phone bank. Talking to people is the best way to address and mitigate their fears: No, allowing same-sex marriage to continue will not mean “teaching” people to be gay in publich schools, and it won’t mean that churches will lose their tax-exempt status if they refuse to perform same-sex marriages. Allowing everyone to get married, as California currently does, has arguably less impact on their lives than does, oh, I don’t know, all those fundamentalist heterosexual couples who get divorced and orphan millions of poor little fundamentalist children.

WHAT HAPPENS IN CALIFORNIA DOES NOT STAY IN CALIFORNIA
If you don’t live in California, you have to realize that the fundies have made a national effort to raise money to defeat all of us. No, we mean ALL of us. They see California as one battle in the war against gays, the war to make us all into little drones for Killer Jesus, where women are raped into submission and men sit around with their hands down their pants trying to remember a time when they could get a boner for somebody other than Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

The Yes on 8 folks actually have electrodes hooked up to all the suspected gay penises in Utah and are getting the Mormons to call Californians, tell us a bunch of lies, and then tell us to vote to ban same sex marriage. Every time they get a Californian to commit to voting yes, somewhere there’s a “recovering gay” in Utah who’s getting his junk fried.

So we here at Free Bristol Palin exhort you (see, we read the Bible too) to contribute to the No on Prop 8 campaign. Because chances are, these fuckers are coming to your state next. They’re mighty pissed, and they’ve got the ball burns to prove it.

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