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STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW

Posted by Free Bristol Palin on October 15th, 2008

AND WATCH THIS:

It… uh… defies comment… uh… ohmyfuckingod. Who’s the guy in the mask? what’s with the ball rub? What? Whaa….?? What the fucking hell?

And now we’re going to go watch it 10 more times.

Lessons in stock answers from McCain

Posted by Chester Shoeshine on September 15th, 2008

Q. Why can’t McCain type?
A. Because he was a POW!!! ZOMG! HOW DARE YOU ASK!
Q. Really? It’s not because he’s had a woman around to do his “woman’s work” his entire life - including now?

Q. Why would McCain suggest his wife be in a topless beauty contest?
A. Because he was a POW!!!! You liberals are BAAAAAAD!
Q. Um? Sexism? Hello? Anyone?

Q. Why is McCain so afraid of gay marriage?
A. Because he was a POW!!! and OMG teh gayz make da battlefield all ICKY!!11!!
Q. What are you even talking about?
A. McCAIN WAS A POW!!!!!!! WE CAN’T TALK ABOUT ISSUES SO WE’LL KEEP REPEATING OURSELVES!

Don’t let the morons continue to beat this dead horse. Put McCain out to pasture.